I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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