i need an iv and a liver transplant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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