He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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