Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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