Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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