I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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