did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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