i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Randomize
