He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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