Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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