We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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