no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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