all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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