At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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