I don't usually arrange sex via text message
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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