It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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