People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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