perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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