Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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