Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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