DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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