I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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