I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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