i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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