Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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