so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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