what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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