i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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