i don't plan on having that self control this summer
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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