whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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