this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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