Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
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Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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