We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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