i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We had to coat check the pizza.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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