That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the day after is always just damage control
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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