I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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