He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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