I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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