They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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