Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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