There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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