I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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