if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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