I just saw a hot homeless man
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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