i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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