I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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