I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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