Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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