Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
