Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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