You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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