new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm bleeding and have questions
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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