Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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