When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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