its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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