On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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